Quotes

 
Eddie: "The Child must want its mummy."
- Egyptian Relics (Season 2, Episode 5)
 
Eddie: "I am so sick of dorks with power."
- Egyptian Relics (Season 2, Episode 5)
 
Emily: "I am trying to find my way home."
Bob: "I don't care if you're trying to find your ass with both hands, you still ain't getting in."
- The Wizard of Odd (Season 2, Episode 6)
 
Niccolas: (Whispering to Emily) "I think Eddie is a little cranky."
Eddie: "You moron, I have super hearing!"
- Sleepless in Breckmeir (Season 2, Episode 7)
 
Hughbert: "Oh Calliope cast a spell and it made things worse, it must be Tuesday."
- Sleepless in Breckmeir (Season 2, Episode 7)
 
Calliope: "Everyone else seems to be under some kind of spell, except me."
- Sinning in the Rayne (Season 2, Episode 8)
 
Mrs. Boyd: "So how did you go about cleaning up your act?"
Eddie: "I didn't."
- Truth Be Told (Season 2, Episode 10)
 
Mrs. Boyd: "Don't you think Emily did a great job on this meal?"
Eddie: "Actually I hate these box meals, I am only eating it to be polite."
- Truth Be Told (Season 2, Episode 10)
 
Emily: "What are you doing?"
Tom: "I gotta go fix a dim bulb."
- Vampire Vendetta (Season 3, Episode 2)
 
Marcus: "Greetings my treacherous pupil."
Owen: "Uh, hey."
- Vampire Vendetta (Season 3, Episode 2)
 
Owen: (As Eddie chases the ball) "Now there is a good boy."
- Owen's Overthrow (Season 3, Episode 3)
 
Eddie: (Trying to get Emily to summon Adam) "You try Calliope, I've exhausted all of my non-violence."
- Vengeance Hunter (Season 3, Episode 5)
 
Eddie: (Dressed as Evil Calliope) "What are you talking about?  You're more dangerous when you're normal."
- Monster Madness (Season 3, Episode 9)
 
Owen: (As Dracula attempting to turn into a bat) "Blah!  Well I am all out of ideas."
- Monster Madness (Season 3, Episode 9)
 
Igor: "Master, the werewolf is an idiot."
- Monster Madness (Season 3, Episode 9)
 
Adam: "I am Amad, your loss shall be my vengeance.  Oh, hey guys."
- The Christian Way (Season 3, Episode 13)
 
Hughbert: (Before getting pepper sprayed) "You must come with us or you will die!"
- Slaying in New York (Season 4, Episode 2)
 
Emily: "You set Niccolas and the room on fire."
Lorelei: "Oops!"
- Child of Fire (Season 4, Episode 11)
 
Travis: "You're not really going to give me to the ninja assassins, are you?"
Felix: "Shut-up woman!"
- Kung Fu Fighting (Season 4, Episode 13)
 
Hughbert: "Calliope is 50/50 at best, this girl would unleash an arcane apocalypse."
- Gary v2.0 (Season 4, Episode 15)
 
Owen: "I can honestly say I would never do that... again."
- Gary v2.0 (Season 4, Episode 15)
 
Demon: "You are the vampire we are searching for!"
Emily: "Yeah, that's him."
- The Order of Tokrei (Season 5, Episode 13)